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noname This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Alexandria, United States

That's not my name

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

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A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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That's better than tall girl with no boobs right? Be glad you will be remembered by that instead of something like a bitchy attitude

pfclunchbox005 1

**** or GTFO!!!!

melrose90210 10

You could have a worse nickname

andrew1107 0

Wanna hang out?? ;)

I'm not taking to you I'm talking to the twins.

sporty1200xlr 6

Could be a lot worse

There are worse nicknames. Pix of boobs, or it didn't happen.

Well, better "short girl with big ****" than "tall girl with small ****" am I right? Maybe? No? Ok then

Bandies of the world unite!

ergo_fml 13

It's not like it's a bad nickname... How is this a FML?

Yeah, I don't see this as a FML. Names are overrated.