noname
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Alexandria, United States
That's not my name
Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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plaguer 26
A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.
stevenJB 25
BOOBIES. That is all. :)
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Comments (179)
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Guys are disrespectful that's why the lesbian rate is increasing:3
OffToTheGayBar 9
Women are just as perverted and disrespectful.
TrentF13 12
So... What IS your name? :3
crywf312 4
ah yes that girl, the one next to the guy with the tiny flute
Fallnstar69 2
I can relate to this. In high school I was known as the "chick with big boobs" It does kinda suck.
tinymonster91 5
I feel your pain sister from another mister! I'm the 'bigtittedgingerhobbit' (despite having dark brown hair) in my work circle!
thisispointless 2
there's worse names:D
ddmeyer5606 9
Don't be upset about that. It's still enough for you to be prom queen! Haha.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
It's still better than being the short chick with no ****.
iamawriter1881 1
In high school I was the 'sousaphone with legs'
niall92 6
Sousaphones are awesome! You should wear that title like a crown.
loserman67 36
Take it as a compliment. It could be so much worse. You could be known as: "The short girl with no ****." "The short girl with the pizza face." "The short girl with the camel toe." "The short girl with the huge ass." So be happy
honeycutt8729 8
There is nothing wrong with shot girls having a big ass. Especially if you have a big ass and big ****.
honeycutt8729 8
Short...not shot...