That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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Friday 25 October 2019 21:10

Have you considered polyamoury? Maybe monogamy is just not for either of you, so you may just as well be open and honest about it.

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Friday 25 October 2019 20:09

That's a new one. But you are both terrible people.

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baristalbc 18

Sunday 27 October 2019 7:57

THREESOME!

156496845646 5

Sunday 27 October 2019 10:20

Given that you both were cheating on each other than what does it matter who it was? You both deserved it being the same person I guess.

Karmarocks946 9

Friday 1 November 2019 20:26

Not an fml when you're guilty

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