Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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Top comments
acmariner99 25
Well ... what did you say?
Dave_Davington 34
Some things absolutely cannot wait, and this situation involves two such things.
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Comments (16)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Talk about a shitty propoosal. I'll see myself out.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Please do. Immediately.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Well, on the bright side, you will easily win any "worst proposal" contest you ever find yourself in.
sunshineandroses 9
did he remember it when he sobered up?
magnumpeyote66 6
We all must know Did you say yes?
1gullible_bugger 34
you could look at it as a compliment. He's comfortable enough with you to walk right into the bathroom. Haha
juggalo2 22
Good thing you were sitting down. (Hat tip to Roseanne)