Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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deaditegirl 0
YDI for trying to pass off leggings as actual pants.
lone_wanderer 0
Well they were just being truthful, you can't blame them If you don't want to be called a ***** then don't dress like one
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Comments (136)
laurraaa_fml 0
i hate it when girls wear leggings as pants
DODORIP 0
*****.
iareBRENDEN 0
While I don't agree with the ***** comment I think when girls try to pull off leggings and their entire ass is hanging out from under the shirt, it's trashy. I see nothing wrong with the look if it's pulled off well and if it's not something like a simple tshirt. Heels may be a bit much.
mas19 0
how does she deserve it? there's nothing wrong with looking good.
Skooma 0
*****
Hyozanryu 0
YDI for dressing like a *****
foreverblair 0
don't wear leggings in public they are not pants. unless your shirt is long enough to go over your butt.
glitterbabe224 0
leggings are not pants, honey.
PokemonTyrant 0
wtf..FYL???? stfu and change your outfit. (^_•)
kendallkbabe7787 0
so why are you going to a bar if you gotta boyfriend?