Thanks, Burgess

singingintherain - 01/07/2017 20:00

Today, ever since my boyfriend has seen A Clockwork Orange, he always suggests that we have sex by asking, "How about a little of the good old in-out-in-out?" and refers to his genitals as, "Yarbles". He seriously doesn't understand why this turns me off every time and our sex life has sunk. FML
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FrozenYeti 6

so ******* tell him

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Magnoxidans 19

I would say "Just because you don't understand why it turns me off, that doesn't make my feelings invalid" - though unless he's a complete moron, it sounds like he's intentionally baiting you :/

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Ed Munson 14

And your husband is a 12 year-old movie buff?

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rivenrock 14

He doesn't need to understand WHY it turns you off. He just needs to understand THAT it turns you off...and stop doing it!

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milksquad 11

If you guys break up, can you send him my way?

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checamuk 7

He sounds like great fun! Love that film

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Adeline90 10

I would say you are dating an idiot...cut him off and if he complains, tell him that it is never ok to use rape as a hook-up line...if he doesn´t get it, dump his stupid ass...

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tccbitch 1

I always refer to sex as the old in out in out. Not when I'm actually serious about it or when I'm having sex.... I mean, it's a great movie. Embrace it

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