JPPUDLY
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Los Gatos, United States
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Today, I had to create a perfect society in English class; the best society has their grade go up a full letter. After tons of preparation and thinking, I lost to an island made only of cheese. FML
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Harpy20 24
Teacher was obviously hungry. Or from Wisconsin.
zepher93 7
How cheesy.
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zepher93 7
How cheesy.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
That was not that Gouda joke.
Enslaved 38
I thought it was Sharp.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
No Whey. It Curd have been better.
zepher93 7
As did I. Your disapproval, 4, renders me quite Bleu.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No need to be a Muenster about it, cheese only trying to make a joke.
cr3ativity 15
Cut the cheddar! It Gouda been a worse one.
nikininja 4
These just keep getting feta and feta...
Pleonasm 36
Damn I only know french cheeses. I mean, how the hell do you put compté or gruyère in a sentence. I don't have Edam clue how to go about this.
Pleonasm 36
Oops, it's spelt comté. Stupid phonetics, I'm going emmental here.
Enslaved 38
I Brie what you did there.
deloria_fml 22
Gruyère is Swiss.
sirpantselot 22
25, now they've gotten even cheddar.
lesserofallevils 9
I don't know Jack about these kind of puns
BrimfullOfAsher 20
As long as people are only talking about it and not cutting it.
ositoakaluis 16
he is a Kraft-y one
TallMist 32
One has to wonder how many of the jokes came from Swiss people.
death943 10
All the cheese jokes, it must be a cream
BradTheBrony 19
Every last one of "cheese" jokes should be preserved for future generations.
pinkster2014 25
Chessus Christ! Enough with the cheese puns for the Grate-r good lol
HarryBoles 13
You guys Chedder come up with some more puns
Harpy20 24
Teacher was obviously hungry. Or from Wisconsin.
ClassyCommando 13
Or France. Those motherfuckers love their cheese.
annie_nk 23
Well French cheese is pretty good :)
tiptoppc 21
Crackers love cheese! I’d know since I love cheese and am part of those cheese-eating, surrender monkeys!
Screwie 25
I'm lactose intolerant.
ClassyCommando 13
Your kind will be euthanized in this society, I'm guessing.
Charmillionaire 13
Death by provolone!
KiddNYC1O 22
Geo or hoja cheese... But you wouldn't know about that. =P
zepher93 7
You're screwed, Screwie...
Achall91 17
I guess your a lot less creative than you realize. Or your teacher is an idiot.
Sandsh8rk 36
*You're
starbucksguy 16
Cheese is pretty epic. Though I'm thinking if you had done an island made completely from bacon, you'd have beat his cheesy ass
mystashisgone 6
Yea cheese and bacon are great... But, if this were a perfect society competition then I disagree. Think the long run. A bunch of super fat almost dead race of people at the age of 25 isn't exactly the perfect utopia...think more along the lines of the book "The Giver" now they at least tried to have a perfect society until someone wised up and ruined it all.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#23 - It was a joke, come on...
shoopd 19
Yeah, cmon 23. Swiss up your attitude, no need to shred our dreams.
RedPillSucks 33
@23, I dissagree. Dead at 25 means no overcrowding, no need to deal with geriatric issues, etc.
starbucksguy 16
28:- actually, I was being serious...a world made from bacon would be EPIC!
FML_Whale 18
The Giver "trilogy" was pretty good, I must say. I think the other books were just sister books though..
rattusrattus 19
To be fair, it's cheese. It's one of the components in an amazing bacon cheeseburger.
gc327072 31
~Here in The South, we substitute the word amazing for bacon cheeseburger. "Bro do you like BF3?" "Dude it's bacon cheeseburger."~
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
*puts hand in shape Of an O* One does not "simply substitute the word amazing for 'bacon cheeseburger'".
MedChew 19
I don't...get it, is this some culture-specific thing???? Someone care to explain?
savage93 11
No its just an FML.
MedChew 19
Nvm I got it, I am slow lol
onlychildFTW 34
Yes, yes you are slow.
Krirn 21
I'm guessing your class just read Brave New World?
cr3ativity 15
Or lord of the flies perhaps? Or maybe 1984? Who knows. cheese can be a code word for soma pills.
ambitiousnygrl 17
I'm guessing 'Utopia' since that it's about the ideal society. I had to do a similar assignment back in high school after reading that.
cr3ativity 15
Heck for all we know it could have been "Republic"
xNephilim 19
Or Hunger Games...
cmac86 24
My high school class did something like this on The Giver.
Crimsos 4
If you honestly feel that you deserved the grade, why don't you go speak to your teacher after class? I'm sure you could work something out.
Brenda37 13
Well I mean cheese is amazing... No surprise on the teacher's choice.