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Today, I had to create a perfect society in English class; the best society has their grade go up a full letter. After tons of preparation and thinking, I lost to an island made only of cheese. FML

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Teacher was obviously hungry. Or from Wisconsin.

How cheesy.

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Is this string cheese theory?

RedPillSucks 33

The holy grail of astrophysicists

saltycookies 5

Is your teacher a mouse?

AmandaLikNoOther 6

I think the assignment was targeting the students with the lowest grade. That way the reward would increase the class average more.

No, it would not.

Whoever made the island if cheese argument must be a cool person

Picture yourself, stuck there on a island where all of the girls, have cottage cheese thighs no one who lives there can fit threw the turnstiles and turds are incredibly wide

What does this have to do with English class?

My guess is that they read a book such as "The Giver." We had to do a similar project when I had to read that in high school.

The island of cheese is still better than today's society.

Do you happen to go to Bret Harte high school and this is the utopia project for Buritas class? Jw.

Only imperfection I can see in that "perfect" society would be that the island would rapidly shrink as the people ate the cheese.

No shame in losing to the moon.