Miscellaneous: Take a hike

Take a hike

By why?? - 20/04/2014 04:52 - United States - Englewood

Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML

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By bummed - 14/04/2014 01:57

Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML

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By lostinthewoods - 30/05/2019 04:00

Today, while hiking, my dad decided we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. When we got to the bottom of the mountain, we discovered we were on the wrong side. We had to hike 13 extra miles to go around the mountain to get back to our car. FML

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By Wouldntitbeniceif - 01/05/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML

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By manderpander21 - 17/03/2015 00:56 - United States - Bronx

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

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By a-scared - 06/08/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML

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Nature sucks

By JoanAsIs - 15/10/2023 13:30 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, my friends convinced me to go on a "short" hike. Little did I know, they're actually all avid hikers, whilst I'm more of an "indoor enthusiast." I've now been climbing a never-ending hill for hours, hallucinating about my cozy couch, and praying for a miracle to deliver pizza to the summit. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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Bad timing

By lkvetched - 30/08/2016 17:23 - United States - Palestine

Today, I got food poisoning in the middle of the wilderness while hiking in a state park with my husband. I had to tend to nature several times before we reached our car. The only supplies I had was a bottle of water and a laminated trail map. It was part of an anniversary trip. How romantic. FML

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I know where I'm going

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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Wandering soul

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I went on a scenic hike to clear my head and ended up lost for two hours. When I finally found my way back, I noticed the trail signs had big, bright arrows. How did I miss those? FML

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CattiniThePanini 14

Sunday 20 April 2014 14:59

At least you got some exercise. And a ten foot waterfall is better than no waterfall at all

Rehak27 3

Sunday 20 April 2014 14:58

At least yiu and your family got a good bonding experience!

Comments

hurryHM 10

Sunday 20 April 2014 16:32

atleast u had an exciting trip

patrickpleez1 5

Sunday 20 April 2014 16:33

Was it laurel falls in Tennessee? Because this sounds familiar.

coolchick123 6

Sunday 20 April 2014 17:00

Never trust strangers OP

PIGaming 21

Sunday 20 April 2014 17:05

#27, You are the definition of Australian :P

destruct068 7

Sunday 20 April 2014 17:29

What if there was another waterfall after that one

Ducklett 11

Sunday 20 April 2014 17:42

Despite the no food you still had a nice time out with your family, never underestimate how precious that memory will be in a few years! You'll all be laughing :p

Drag0nb0rn 22

Sunday 20 April 2014 17:48

Maybe he meant a two HOUR walk instead of two mile

Stumphumper 0

Sunday 20 April 2014 17:58

Locals, messing with tourists for centuries.

ZoroMiHawk 25

Sunday 20 April 2014 18:14

You thought trolls are only found on the internet. Much misled.

hulopro 16

Sunday 20 April 2014 18:43

Well, water is falling, so it's still a waterfall. Pretty much all waterfall you find that aren't famous are 1 to 15 feet talk so don't expect a 50 foot waterfall unless wherever you are is locally famous for it.