Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I go on Instagram to find that the girl I rejected for her just announced her engagement. This girl literally moved mountains for me for years and my selfish ass didn’t wanna go out with her, all because my girlfriend was hotter. I’m a dumbass. FML
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Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML
Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I saw the woman I asked out last month in a relationship with another guy. She rejected me because she “wanted to focus on herself.” I texted her and asked why she had lied to me. She responded with, “Okay, you caught me. But can you blame me? I’m not attracted to butt ugly Martian-looking men.” FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML
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Top comments
Nikki 17
Lucky for her though, she nearly got stuck with you!
Ubehage 32
I hope you learned something.
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Ubehage 32
I hope you learned something.
Hangryko 31
Yup, you are.
core01 30
Shallow AND dumb. You're such a catch!
stickyface 16
You richly deserve it. Numb nuts.
RichardPencil 30
"Literally moved mountains for you?" What mountains? Everest seems to be in the same place, so maybe just some little mountains? Did she use a shovel or an excavator? Did she just move the mountain next to where it once stood, or miles away? How did that benefit you? Now we see the consequences of sloppily tossing around "literally."
Nikki 17
Lucky for her though, she nearly got stuck with you!
FluffythePink 23
Ain't Karma a bitch?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, at least you have done some introspection. As for the looks, yeah. sadly sexual attraction is important but I think it is very important to look at the entire package that someone brings to the table. I think that the girl who you rejected would really appreciate the validation if you would at least send her a note. Maybe you could even be friends.
meisiemeisie 8
no but why does it sound like the engaged girl actually wrote this?
Taurus_ChicKa 36
You're a misogynist dumbass and everything that's wrong with society. I hope the other girl finds happiness with someone who will actually give her the time of day rather than hang onto a loser just because she's "hotter."