Scams and Transportation: Sucks to suck

Sucks to suck

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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Nice try

By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Friday 14 August 2009 12:21

Aren't you supposed to get up anyway?

ChChCharlie 10

Friday 14 August 2009 12:16

LMAO what an awesome old woman :D

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Kupokupupo 0

Friday 14 August 2009 15:53

it is an FML but you're meant to give up your seat to the elderly anyway...

LeedsFML 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:01

Yes... That's what I thought

escualida 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:01

I agree, this is NOT an FML, you could have posted it on todayilold.com, that would have been a better choice to tell this story...

Hambag_ 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:06

Haha this made me laugh so much! That old woman is badass ;]

Abby97 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:10

HAHA That old lady is made of WIN! :D But you should have given her your seat sooner, anyway. So I put YDI. Not QUITE FYL quality.

quivx 7

Friday 14 August 2009 16:26

It shouldn't be wrong to punch old people in the face.

Hambag_ 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:27

Dude. Seriously. That's just crossing the line ;]

quivx 7

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:27

No it isn't

Hambag_ 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 19:09

Wana fight about it? ;] ;]

littlemisslee 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:28

hahaaaaa she's everything I aspire to be when I'm older....

thelonelylurker 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:34

Wow WTF. Kick her bitch ass out.

pookiejlove 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:34

you should of gotten up anyway.

LadyLovely08 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:38

Kudos to the old woman, though how sad is it she has to trick young men in to giving up their seats when they use to just offer.

Jake221 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:52

I wonder how old she was. Maybe she was Delusional from WWII?

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Same thing different taste

You tried

Broke

Nice try

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