Today, while reading some chemistry notes, I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say, "Ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, I got a surprise when a drop of icy cold water hit the back of my neck. I wondered how this could be, as my dad had put in foam insulation on the pipes overhead in my room. It turns out there's one tiny spot that he couldn't insulate due to it being weirdly shaped and hard to reach, which is sweating now. FML
Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML
Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML
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Cerataphora 0
It's okay, when you study so much you can have stupid lapses like that.
bayybee 0
It happens. You don't really realize what some things are at first, even if it should be obvious.
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Leaveittosteven 0
Actually I would put this under "health", as in your mental health is questionable
Roxas_fml 0
LOL. I wonder how you've made it through the four years of your major.
mido1992 0
i bet ur blond
CyclonePsycho 1
I completely understand that, lmao. Sometimes on tests, I will completely ace the tough questions no one else gets, but I'll completely screw up the duh questions. It's just a matter of switching off your brain. xD
JBantha 0
Solid Water IS NOT Ice Solid water is water under a lot of preassure, like the lower layers of Neptune
chucktlr 0
yea i feel you im always getting stuck on Bi hydro mono oxide
Atropos_fml 0
I'm sure something like this has happened to all of us.
badabing94 0
ok not only am I blonde, I'm a 9th grader who's smarter than a college student.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Do you want a cookie? Whoopdie do Freshman. I'm a Junior who is going to graduate early, only have half day classes, and graduate with Honors.
RhymePrime 7
Hilarious
FerrSureKatrina 0
sounds like something i would do... hahahah. [x
bunnywuffles 0
People need to find something better to do with their lives than come on here and be pricks to people they don't know. Brain farts happen to the best of us.