Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
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Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, after years of seeing the original post, I finally did it. I was popping pimples on my nose so aggressively, I gave myself a bloody nose. Here's to you, OP. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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ZombieRaptor 5
How'd you manage that?
Nickb55 16
That must have been one massive zit
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Comments (82)
seba7236 21
You're not supposed to pop it with a hammer... Just saying
jlc82 14
what the hell were you trying to pop it with? a hammer?