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STOP SMILING

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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m22100 14

Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.

xzxXxzx 11

Not depressing at all..

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At least you have a job. Be thankful.

tayymeds 23

Rebel. Instead, you should just be happy, just to make him unhappy.

Vindictive, combative, and rebellious happiness?! I like the way you think. I might even say it makes me.... happy.

"My boss told the production department" "Boss told the" "Boss"

You forgot how the whole thing took place in soviet Russia.

Sounds like he only is grumpy and when he see's people happy he's like "no, you, shut up.."

If you are feeling happy just watch the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials. Does the trick every time.

How is this all that terrible, I hear this from my history teacher every other week and I manage.

MidnightMusic53 37

Your history teacher can't fire you.

Fire you for being happy? Really, now.

MidnightMusic53 37

You'll understand eventually. There's always at least one job that you'll have in your lifetime where the boss abuses their power in some way or another.

we must work at the same place cuz my manager got fired and some asshat is taking over production

Are you an Oompa-Loompa, OP? In my humble opinion, your boss can **** right off.

did you get yelled at for working too fast too? anyone else think of that previous post?

Yes, that's why #25 mentioned it.

aw ****. i even looked first. my bad guys. i dun goofed