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i guess This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Hamilton, United States

STOP SMILING

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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m22100 14

Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.

xzxXxzx 11

Not depressing at all..

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No happiness for you!

ok this is really a stupid comment if this was the ussr he would never get fired just shot.

it sounds like ok is leaving out the rest of. the conversation. so we don't know the context of this remark. so don't go getting bent on the boss.

He may have a point. Dysfunction and anger tends to gives people more motivation -- how else would Hitler have accomplished so much? Let the hatred flow through you, OP! That is considering you do not frown on kick-starting the next World War. Otherwise you should probably remain calm.

Speaking as an asshole myself, I would say have fun with this; torture this guy with vicious hatred every minute of every day.

fballdt16 9

Play that Pharrell song

Some of my supervisors say things like "no friendships, no fun" but they're just kidding and can't even take themselves seriously saying it. I would say your boss sucks.

joemud 13

Have a day!

Don't worry...be...snappy.

That's funny. My former boss used to say the exact same thing.