Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML
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Today, I went to a job interview and had a brilliant answer prepared for a common job interview question, but as soon as the interviewer asked what my main qualities were, my mind went blank and I blurted out, "I like turtles." FML
Today, during a job interview, I was asked to describe myself in three words. My mind went blank, so I panicked and blurted out, “Hungry, sleepy and… flexible?” The interviewer raised an eyebrow and said, “That's not the worst answer I've ever gotten but… come on.” I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML
Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML
Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to "tell me a little about myself." Nervous, I started with, "Well, I was born at a very young age…" I'm pretty sure I won’t get the job. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to “describe a time I overcame a challenge.” My mind went blank. After 10 seconds of silence, I blurted out, “Once, I tried to cancel my gym membership.” FML
Today, I interviewed for my dream job. Everything was going great until the interviewer asked, "So, what's your least favorite race?" FML
Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML
Today, during a job interview, I spent an eternity telling them everything about my experience, my character, my passions, and my previous jobs. Next thing I know, the recruiter said, “Now let’s get to the part where you tell us something about yourself!” FML
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UsernameHere234 13
Always, ALWAYS go with tiger.
JustAGirlOnFML 11
I would have gone with panda, so that they know you're not racist.
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Comments (88)
nnnope 26
...but turtles aren't slow - tortoises are. >_>
eaglerob 20
Jack rabbit
EandL_fml 2
i don't think i would be able to not laugh at such a stupid question, so good for you for at least answering with a straight face.
iChompYa 18
Never respond right away and if you do pick a monkey :D
Epikouros 31
If it's a politically correct organization like a university, tell them: "As a native American, I resent you appropriating our sacred Spirit Animal tradition." They will have to hire you, feeling guilty and fearing a discrimination complaint.
Saone_fml 27
There's a difference between "what is your totem animal so I can laugh at it" and "if you could be an animal which would it be?"...
felixshen 18
You should've said although I might be slow sometimes, I am very methodical and will always get there in the end without making mistakes, like the turtle in the turtle and the hare.
chlorinegreen 27
I would of said something like I may start out slow but that's because I'm surveying my surrounding and taking in the details. Once I'm in the water though I am fast and get what needs to be done, done. I also work well with others and can be a valuable part of the group!
whY402Jay 12
Why would say that?? Don't they teach people to not give disclose their actual weakness?
breadstickez 5
You should have just followed it up with "I chose turtle because I take my time to make sure the job gets done right, and no matter how hard something seems I keep at it to win the race." Pretty decent answer unless its a very fast-paced job.
wjh100 13
this doesn't really work since efficiency is more important then all else. and if this is a black and white job there's really no neeed to persevere through the problem solving
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Find out it the interviewer likes cats or dogs, if you can.
DeBoss 8
Love u! Hahahaha that's just a great autoreply