broke
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Spooked
Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
Top comments
Pelreskovich 11
Aww, that's just unlucky. But I bet you're the best dishwasher EVER!
every1luvsboners 11
You set it up, don't lie to us. It's always the innocent dishwashers that concoct the diabolical plans to take down the restaurant industry.
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Comments (77)
everst75 3
File a wrongful termination lawsuit.
VcZ91 2
u can demand the restaurant
TheBetrayer 4
demand what?
Okayitwasme 0
That's illegal!
stainglassvtv 0
Awe did u at least break anything on ur way out?
Armyboy124 0
Squirt dish soap in her eyes.
bananabuttercup 8
Who the f*** voted that this was op's fault? He/she had absolutely no control over those people.
RainbowAngel666 6
That sucks. I'd sue them. Coinsidences happen and I dont see how you couldve had anything to do with it.
Megemegan68 0
that sucks!!
Honda288 2
Sue for wrongful termination. If what your saying doesn't have a flip side to it, it won't be hard to nail her ass to the wall in court.
KiddNYC1O 22
Did she fire you like Donald Trump or Vince McMahon?