Spooked

By broke - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
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Top comments

Pelreskovich 11

Aww, that's just unlucky. But I bet you're the best dishwasher EVER!

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every1luvsboners 11

You set it up, don't lie to us. It's always the innocent dishwashers that concoct the diabolical plans to take down the restaurant industry.

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stainglassvtv 0

Awe did u at least break anything on ur way out?

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Armyboy124 0

Squirt dish soap in her eyes.

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bananabuttercup 8

Who the f*** voted that this was op's fault? He/she had absolutely no control over those people.

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RainbowAngel666 6

That sucks. I'd sue them. Coinsidences happen and I dont see how you couldve had anything to do with it.

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Honda288 2

Sue for wrongful termination. If what your saying doesn't have a flip side to it, it won't be hard to nail her ass to the wall in court.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Did she fire you like Donald Trump or Vince McMahon?

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