broke
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Spooked
Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
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Pelreskovich 11
Aww, that's just unlucky. But I bet you're the best dishwasher EVER!
every1luvsboners 11
You set it up, don't lie to us. It's always the innocent dishwashers that concoct the diabolical plans to take down the restaurant industry.
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Comments (77)
thiscrazything 1
That's the worst luck ever. You probably would be very unhappy working for a A-hole boss like that anyway. Hope you find a better job soon.
1JDub 6
Torch the place! Send a note....hows that for superstition!
abusementpark 0
Sucks, i just totalled my car so im 5,000$ in debt at 16....
jDCrackpot 7
Point? Well done. you totaled your car. that's not related at all to this FML - no one cares if you're a crappy driver. OP It sucks that you've been fired, I can't believe they're allowed to do that to you. Or that your boss would be so stupid as to think it was somehow your fault.
dumboears 8
You're the reason people think teenagers are bad drivers.
KiddNYC1O 22
37- That'd be a decent FML to write. Then we can vote YDI.
GoW_Chick 15
Don't get down in the suds, this is just a little spec you can easily scrub off, I hope there will be other jobs stacking up for you elsewhere.
Perdition 4
Too many, too bad.
GoW_Chick 15
Just enough, just right.
ladyLALAA 29
54 lost his funny bone I think..
Cashtangoteam 10
Collect unemployment
loller27 6
dishwashing?
tj4234 36
sue for unfair dismissal
dumboears 8
Except during the first three months of employment, the company can fire you for any reason at all.
Da_Bauss435 8
You should go back and Dine and Dash just to be rightfully fired
Perry85 42
even in an "at will state" you should be able to fight that. Fired for superstition? I don't see that holding up in court
jennt89 10
you can do something about that and end up with a huge payout