Spooked

By broke - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
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Top comments

Pelreskovich 11

Aww, that's just unlucky. But I bet you're the best dishwasher EVER!

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every1luvsboners 11

You set it up, don't lie to us. It's always the innocent dishwashers that concoct the diabolical plans to take down the restaurant industry.

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Comments

thiscrazything 1

That's the worst luck ever. You probably would be very unhappy working for a A-hole boss like that anyway. Hope you find a better job soon.

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1JDub 6

Torch the place! Send a note....hows that for superstition!

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abusementpark 0

Sucks, i just totalled my car so im 5,000$ in debt at 16....

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jDCrackpot 7

Point? Well done. you totaled your car. that's not related at all to this FML - no one cares if you're a crappy driver. OP It sucks that you've been fired, I can't believe they're allowed to do that to you. Or that your boss would be so stupid as to think it was somehow your fault.

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dumboears 8

You're the reason people think teenagers are bad drivers.

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KiddNYC1O 20

37- That'd be a decent FML to write. Then we can vote YDI.

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GoW_Chick 14

Don't get down in the suds, this is just a little spec you can easily scrub off, I hope there will be other jobs stacking up for you elsewhere.

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GoW_Chick 14

Just enough, just right.

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dumboears 8

Except during the first three months of employment, the company can fire you for any reason at all.

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Da_Bauss435 8

You should go back and Dine and Dash just to be rightfully fired

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Perry85 42

even in an "at will state" you should be able to fight that. Fired for superstition? I don't see that holding up in court

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jennt89 10

you can do something about that and end up with a huge payout

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