Spooked

By broke - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
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Top comments

Pelreskovich 11

Aww, that's just unlucky. But I bet you're the best dishwasher EVER!

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every1luvsboners 11

You set it up, don't lie to us. It's always the innocent dishwashers that concoct the diabolical plans to take down the restaurant industry.

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taytaylal 11

Lifes unfair dude.

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Namerkp2 8

Try not to step on a crack on your way out!

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jojimugo 20

Give us the name of the restaurant we should all go n dine n dash

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khatyangelz 0

May I smack your boss acrosse the head please?

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Jasonf6 0

Sue the bitch for wrongful termination.

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Mr25_fml 14

Tell your ex-boss "Eat a dick old man!"

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danniru11 9

The fact that the amount of fyls is 666 is hilarious.

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michaelkiddguru 3

There should be a law against superstitious racial sexist crackers like your boss. Say that five times fast! LOL

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diesel1226 0

Using the word "crackers" implies that you are racist against whites. You meant to say that they are racist, not racial. Just saying.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

In what way is the boss racist? Race did not come up at all. Also since cracker is a derogatory term for white people you are being a bit presumptuous because ethnicity was not specified for any parties involved in the FML. Plus as the person above stated you using the term cracker at all implies you're a bit racist yourself.

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