Spooked

By broke - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
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Top comments

Pelreskovich 11

Aww, that's just unlucky. But I bet you're the best dishwasher EVER!

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every1luvsboners 11

You set it up, don't lie to us. It's always the innocent dishwashers that concoct the diabolical plans to take down the restaurant industry.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

How exactly does a dishwasher connect to people dining and dashing in any logical sense?

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perdix 29

Before OP: No "dine and dashes" After OP: Dine and dashes. Post hoc ergo propter hoc. (Yes, it's a logical fallacy, but you try to tell that to an idiot boss.)

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KriiFahMoro 9

Thats superstition for ya...

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

No, she was just being a bitch because she can.

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ashl123 19

How can people say this was your fault?

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biggestfan23 11

Feel sorry for you OP, your boss is an idiot but hopefully you get another job soon

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ponyboi 0

that's not even your fault your a dishwasher!

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bubo_fml 10

I hope you broke a few plates on your way out to express your displeasure in being unjustly sacked...

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GoW_Chick 14

... and then OP would have to pay for every broken plate, and then would be even more broke.

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ExToRtiOn 0

Being a dishwasher sucks been threw that at Denny's

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j_cat187 19

Damn I would be down with anything, living day by day with nothing is scary.

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zenrael 21

I don't get it.. How in the world could this possibly be your fault?!

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every1luvsboners 11

Edit: wrong place

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