broke
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Spooked
Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
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Pelreskovich 11
Aww, that's just unlucky. But I bet you're the best dishwasher EVER!
every1luvsboners 11
You set it up, don't lie to us. It's always the innocent dishwashers that concoct the diabolical plans to take down the restaurant industry.
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ninjuh_wingman 29
How exactly does a dishwasher connect to people dining and dashing in any logical sense?
perdix 31
Before OP: No "dine and dashes" After OP: Dine and dashes. Post hoc ergo propter hoc. (Yes, it's a logical fallacy, but you try to tell that to an idiot boss.)
KriiFahMoro 9
Thats superstition for ya...
j_cat187 20
Logic's been dead since 1969.
ICATiger 13
Time to dine and dash her!
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
No, she was just being a bitch because she can.
ashl123 19
How can people say this was your fault?
biggestfan23 11
Feel sorry for you OP, your boss is an idiot but hopefully you get another job soon
ponyboi 0
that's not even your fault your a dishwasher!
bubo_fml 11
I hope you broke a few plates on your way out to express your displeasure in being unjustly sacked...
GoW_Chick 15
... and then OP would have to pay for every broken plate, and then would be even more broke.
GoW_Chick 15
Damn double post!
ExToRtiOn 0
Being a dishwasher sucks been threw that at Denny's
j_cat187 20
Damn I would be down with anything, living day by day with nothing is scary.
zenrael 21
I don't get it.. How in the world could this possibly be your fault?!
every1luvsboners 11
Edit: wrong place