Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML
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Checker 20
I'm curious as to what they said...
Paco_el_Taco 17
There is a time and place for everything. Its called college.
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Comments (117)
johnnyshred612 4
North Central College?..
Wild_Child_fml 2
Is this college UW-Madison OP?
picante72 24
So OP, what was your confession then? Please share, that's what FML is all about.
SilentRhapsody 13
Was this Colorado State University? They just got a Confessions page and it's full of sex stories. Surprise surprise.
laugh2love124 1
Kutztown university! Makes me rethink the people admissions accepts into this school...
bridgetv25 8
Such is the world today
Zenocide 0
Agreed
bridgetv25 8
Only get to DO college once? LOL college is not a play ground it's meant to bring you education yes people party and have fun that's normal in the adult world but geeze... Also you can go back to college as often as you like :P
icemonkey14 2
Was it EOU? My school just did that too.
xcarolxchaosx 2
UNM confessions?
iB_fml 8
Ok, u've shared an FML. Now share the link. Share. The. Link. We wanna know why this is an FML, don't we? No? Just me? Ok