Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML
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Checker 20
I'm curious as to what they said...
Paco_el_Taco 17
There is a time and place for everything. Its called college.
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Comments (117)
lucky_611 3
I know right? My college did the same thing, and I feel the same way.. People here are crazy!
MsMurderCanI 8
Like you're perfect hm?
porkchops878 11
Utah state?
xmaximusx 12
You Forget We Are Human beings .. I Go With Filthy As ****
strayaway 12
Was it hamline university?? Out of curiosity??
silverstream20 20
People will always have secrets. It's just a question of how they wish to discuss them but in this case it should have been a bit more private.
Wulf0123 12
DO you go to CSU??? I don't know this webpage but I heard the same thing in RamTalk!
brunettesftbll 3
it's on Facebook
picturescrazy 24
My college just made one too. And here I was thinking everyone in Utah were goody two shoes, but the stuff they are posting has me very disturbed. And apparently a lot of people have shat or ****** in the hot tub of the apartment complex I live in so I'm just thankful I never used it /:
AssTard 15
3- Did that need to be said? Do you really think he/she had the idea of encouraging these behaviors?
ClippersFan310 4
Nice friends ...