Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML
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Checker 20
I'm curious as to what they said...
Paco_el_Taco 17
There is a time and place for everything. Its called college.
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Comments (117)
ciaraaahhh 10
Oh stop. I doubt this really even effects your life.
Ultimate_No 7
There's a chance a bunch of them aren't even real, and were just made for ***** and giggles.
Ultimate_No 7
Oh wait, looks like OP already gets that, misread part of the post.
ScarletBloom 14
You're a saint?
Merylwen 24
Being a decent person is enough.
obviousboy 8
Self selecting samples are always representative of the general populations.
avaeba 14
YDI for close-minded-ness. Clean people are boring as ****.
Schiffy 18
But not being a sick ****/pathological liar is the sign of a boring life.
MidnaLink 35
Annnnd. this has to do with you how? Just hope that your friends aren't any of those prople.
NachoGirl19 1
Okay, my uni has the same and it's obvious that half that shit isn't true because logic. Also, the things that are true are sent in because they're the best stories. But anyway, if it doesn't affect you then leave it alone. And weird drunk stories/general shenanigans are a huge part of college life, it doesn't necessarily mean that we're awful human beings or that we're any less intelligent. You only get to do college once so may as well enjoy it! :D
Enslaved 38
I'm sure not all of the stories are true but don't take any chances and wash your hands often.:P
davek 36
Or they're having a laugh...