Special day

By buymeadrank - 30/04/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, it's my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears, and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML
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ultravioletbaby 0

Oh honey, I know exactly how you feel. I get them worse than anyone I know. Feel better. =[

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Mabel1989 0

Oh goodness, I've had my period (with crippling cramps and nausea) on my birthday pretty much every year since I got my period. It's hell. I know how you feel...it does suck. Oh and #3...I think she means the first day of THIS particular period.

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zombina 0

If you're not in the pill, try it. My cramps used to be horrific. Now they're just a minor roadblock.

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jet_fml 0

Honestly, this isn't an FML. I feel your pain, but... a boring FML.

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LizzysOwner 17

If you just got your period at 21 you really need to see a gynecologist. Badly.

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AnneFTW 17

Aww that really sucks :[ Happy Birthday at least. XD

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Melodyfire 0

i kno how u feel.... try betting ont he pill. i skipped school half the time cuz i couldnt get out of bed until i got the pill. it works!!!

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

OH MY GOD NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY THE MOST SPECIAL DAY OF THE YEAR NOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOUR OVARIES TRY TO PULL THAT SHIT

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Lou_Briccant 0

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL.

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slipkid 0

I'm so sorry!!! Periods are such a drag. :( Try to have a good birthday and hope the painkillers kick in!

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