Something awful

By halitosis - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Compton

Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML
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spekledworf 18

You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?

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TaysDarkLust 11

Brush your teeth? Gum? Mouthwash? Mini-tooth brush to go?

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Shiden 3

I was always told its impossible to smell your own breath. U sure it wasn't one of your friends, or someone else on subway?

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Gracia14 2

Is that your breath or did you just fart? -GloZell

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pie_flavor 16

Congratulations on getting the least difference between the two options all day.

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ForeverJasmine 26

Floss, brush your teeth, and tongue everyday. That should help a lot.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

when brushing your teeth put some toothpaste on your tounge. Then brush over it a little and spit it out again. That might help.

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tiptoppc 19

“You should see a doctor. I don’t think a healthy man can make that kind of smell” Carl Carlson

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