Something awful

By halitosis - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Compton

Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML
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spekledworf 18

You sure you're not just an ugly barnacle?

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TaysDarkLust 11

Brush your teeth? Gum? Mouthwash? Mini-tooth brush to go?

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Evilpirate 10

Carry some breath strips, works like a bitch.

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Major_Whupass 3

Brush. Your. *******. Teeth. No joke, if it really is that bad start using mouth wash and drinking water, mine was like that for about a year... :-)

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Marrach 7

Not one, not two but the whole damn pack.

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Kristoffer 35

I call bullshit. You can't smell your own breath.

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chevynova1743 4

what's your address bud, I'll send you a toothbrush. It takes 2 ****** minutes to brush, another 2 minutes to floss, and 1 minute for mouthwash. Get off your fat lazy ass and stop masturbating and take care of your shit you worthless P.O.S.

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BunchieRules 31

While I understood the comment, along with everyone else, I was simply emphasizing the "no text language" rule on this site. I've never understood why people choose not to spell the words correctly. Anyway, the whole "translation" bit was a joke.

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