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Small world

By CivE - 25/01/2010 13:32 - United States

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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darienlake 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:07

hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 20:16

I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

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xCrackerx 3

Monday 25 January 2010 20:44

She's probably upset because no other man has been able to match your extraordinary performance.

BrotherTheo 31

Monday 25 January 2010 20:46

How long has it been? Apoligize, be honest, and express sincere desire to move on and work with her in a professional manner. Act professionally, and hope she will. Best you can hope for, and be damn Glad she's not your boss.....

noPENGSinALASKA 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:49

perdix is my hero ;)

shayluv911 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:51

as usual,perdix WINS.

DynamicDave 11

Monday 25 January 2010 20:57

Perdix might be the best person ever

FMLtimes316 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:25

agreed. perdix always wins. epic win.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:06

You no longer have a choice, seduce her again and bang her senseless for the duration of the project then dump her. Your A-hole rep will remain intact unlike the sweet innocence that was lost when you deflowered her and stole her maidenhood.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:39

double effen post i hate slow friggin internet. i might as well live in a third world country. Verizon can't make their crap equipment work in the rain FML.

HoesInaBox 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:56

-comment's your comment's comment-

Sekococo 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:17

tell her that you guys can be on fair grounds if she takes your virginty ;D

Callyn 47

Monday 25 January 2010 21:25

I need more information before I can decide whether or not you deserve it. Did she willingly have sex with you? Was she intoxicated when it happened? Did you lie about wanting to date her before or after you had sex with her? Most likely, she's just being bitter about having sex before she was ready, but it could totally be your fault for taking advantage of her.