Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I found out that my "I don't care about boy problems" friend decided it would be a great idea to talk to my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend about me. My ex was the one who told me. He thought I'd asked my friend to do it. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
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Top comments
clickme 17
WTF kind of 'best friend' is she?
mistykitten 26
Two hours?
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Comments (28)
NeneJPhilly 8
WTF happened to Girl Code?! A total lack of respect & consideration on the best friend's part. FYL OP. 1 for the ex, 2 for the hopefully now ex best friend.
Bearsmomma 30
Ouch, OP. Sorry for your loss. Surely you'll find a new best friend soon.
ohhthatsjay 18
That ain't ya best friend
stefanieeee 4
I don't think there is anything wrong with the rule font date each others exes.. you dated the person and have every right to be upset if your friend dates them. that person is not your friend. it is not creepy or controlling to say they shouldn't date. your friend only knows him because of you.. remember that. She is not your friend. she must be jealous of you to want to be with your x who wasn't even nice to you. plus its gross. especially if you slept together.its like your friend is sleeping with you... way to farrr.. I would ditch her. she's not good enough to be a best friend or a friend at all. if she wants to date your x then she obviously liked him when you guys were together. and for you people that think it is okay to date any x bf or gf clearly show that it is okay to be a terrible friend or scum bag.
HeyPeople13 16
Reality is... she deserves it
Tsukiyomi 16
Nice
Twisted_Angel 17
Maybe the two hour rants are the reason you guys aren't together anymore? Why do we automatically assume the break up was the guys fault? As for the friend, I don't know what to tell you. That's one of the many reasons I don't have female friends.
Wadlaen 24
Well, at least now she knows a little bit more about what she has gotten herself into ..