Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
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Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I found out that my "I don't care about boy problems" friend decided it would be a great idea to talk to my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend about me. My ex was the one who told me. He thought I'd asked my friend to do it. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
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Top comments
clickme 17
WTF kind of 'best friend' is she?
mistykitten 26
Two hours?
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Comments (28)
pinkuser626 17
How long have u been friends and how long ago had u dated the ex? If they weren't friends when the op dated the guy then she may not have known
RichardPencil 32
You probably got her so turned on, she went right over to him and gave him the **** of his life! Some girls are really into assholes! Your bitching was like **** to her.
EliGolsdworthy 7
Normally I'd be on the banwagon of oh your best friend is a bitch but are you sure he isn't filling her head with lies I'd talk to her then if she's just a bitch then screw her
OhPuhleeze 23
So you've got a matching set..... An asshole ex-boyfriend and an asshole ex-bestfriend.
jbivens1992 17
I understand the time honored tradition of man-trashing between women...but holy shit 2 hours of non-stop bitching? That's a little much...also it took her two hours to tell you she's dating him?
lantz4levi 19
It's easy to demote people who can't defend themselves. Just a reminder for all you who are claiming things about people. Some may be true but there is always two sides to every story.
zeeba_neighba 10
Two hours? Are you sure he's the asshole here?
molliekatz 6
she shouldn't even be dating him! besides if she's that dumb that's HER issue
DanielleinDC 34
Some friend. You just don't date your bestie's ex (unless the friend is okay with it). But I also find it amazing that you can bitch for two hours about the guy. Even I would get tired of talking about my ex after 20 minutes.
shkash 5
SDI for sure she should have talked to you about it before dating him.