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Skittish

By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML

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Sensory deprivation

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McA513M 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 16:31

Haha, I would have done the same thing!!

misspeg 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 16:49

that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol

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mollyloves 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 18:45

Dude were you at Fright Nights? I know the feeling

JassyJas 2

Sunday 25 October 2009 18:58

lmfao. once i was at knott's scary farm and nothing scared me until i was standing by the trashcan and tgis guy threw a beer bottle into it, about 20 people laughed

Quinnjamin 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:00

noob

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 25 October 2009 19:35

This FML is truly pathetic... Also, work on your grammar, OP.

harleyv91 4

Monday 26 October 2009 9:02

What the hell does "OP" mean?

baillie 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 21:17

Fright Night! I was there last night :] I thought the girl behind me in the asylum haunted house was part of the cast and screamed when I saw her haha.

littlemssvixen 3

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:12

Irony ... :p xxx

dunyone1 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:29

"Today, i was at a haunted theme park. I was cold so i decided to reach my hand toward a heater, where a lady was sitting. Turns out, she thought i was an actor trying to scare her so she screamed at the top of her lungs. FHL" wow. i feel so bad for you! screaming at the top of your lungs... wow... this has to be the most heartfelt FML ever. (not)