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Signing off

By elevator-troubles - 18/03/2009 07:59 - Australia

Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a "damn fine ass." I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML

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Blanche_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

more of an fhl your brother just said his sign language teacher had a nice ass.

mdmd136 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

AWKWARD

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mylifestinks101 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:13

im guessing hes deaf?

delfino1604 24

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:22

This is priceless! now if only he signed her his number ;D

Kendall_Cali97 8

Monday 12 September 2011 1:04

This is more of ur brothers FML but it's still funny!

OctoberRainfall 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:22

That's actually quite funny

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