Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
Today, my wife invited 45+ people to her baby shower, but literally 4 people came. Now I get to deal with my pregnant wife and her fluctuating hormones. FML
Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML
Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML
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my_fml_account 2
Guess he took 'baby SHOWER' literally.
PositiveChillout 0
Ooo Could he not have forseen that water and decorations don't mix?!?!?
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Comments (96)
fml27 0
well ur husbands a dumbass...as are most men
alex_vik 1
The same could be said for most women.
isthisonetaken 0
your husband is awesome. however, if i did that to my wife, i'd still have an ice pack on my balls.
isuckok 11
First I read that as ice pick.
realworldready 0
Your life is ******, though I imagine not quite as much as your husband's.
HumansSuck 0
This is one of the many reasons why sprinklers are bad and unnecessary Still, I'm sorry D:
Inoku 0
If your husband turns on the sprinklers regularly at a specific time (as most people with sprinkler systems do), it was probably an absent-minded accident. Nothing that warrants so much venom (especially from people like #21 who feel that sexism only goes one way).
littlemuffet 0
I'm sensing some resentment.
Caayouteepie 0
he didnt see you setting up in the back?! interesting.
Protegas 0
Aw, go punch him :]
LordLayAlot 0
Well someone had to do it.
kira1kira 0
ur husband is a retard, and if u didn't want me to say that then u should have gave him a reason
aback 5
Isn't passive-aggression wonderful? Give him a demonstration of aggressive-aggression.