Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML
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Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
Today, my wife invited 45+ people to her baby shower, but literally 4 people came. Now I get to deal with my pregnant wife and her fluctuating hormones. FML
Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML
Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML
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my_fml_account 2
Guess he took 'baby SHOWER' literally.
PositiveChillout 0
Ooo Could he not have forseen that water and decorations don't mix?!?!?
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Comments (96)
Orangeman69 0
wow your hubby is an idiot. didnt he know where his wife was for the past 4 hours... or maybe he was to busy having sex with another woman..... and he should seriously have seen the decorations too. i dont know wether its FYL or YDI cuz your life is ****** cuz u spent time setting it up and it got ruined, but it is your fault you married an ass hole...
UsingLogic 0
Hey, Smartass-know-it-all, maybe her husband was at work for the last 4 hours. Do you know what work is or do you just write crap on the Internet from your retired mom's basement because you need to lower people who achieve something in order to forget how pathetic you are? Or maybe he was at the store. Maybe you don't know what that is because your mom goes there for you. Anyway, how the **** do you know what he was doing? Maybe the button for the sprinklers is located inside the house (some have it inside the garage) and he turns it on every day at the same time when he gets home from work. If you're gonna make assumptions, you should give him the benefit of the doubt. It's funny how easy it is for you to label someone an asshole. Thank god you are nothing outside of this website. Life would be terrible if people with any power were as strict as you are. I'm sure this guy is worth much more than you, morally speaking. Politeness, Courtesy and Sociability Nazi FTW!
Avenging_Angel 0
How could your husband not know you were setting up a baby shower?
Orangeman69 0
in response to #21, GO **** YOUR SELF BITCH!
soundmind311 0
husbands are really stupid
caretoshare 0
I don't see how this is an FML. sorry.
Kylias 6
... taking four hours to set up the back yard, then having it all be ruined in a few seconds isn't an FML?
NoMercy_fml 0
Bow Chicka Wow Wow. You know why he turned on the sprinklers. Wet T-shirts anyone?
deliapearl 0
Tell him he is lucky he is a good f'ck or u woulda left him years ago
waterynuggets 0
Are you married to Screech from SBTB?
sallay 0
legit FML for once.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
hahh, I saw the word shower, and then sprinklers, and I was like "Uhh, did she give her kid an actual shower in the sprinklers? o_O" yeah, I'm a little slow :p how was your husband oblivious to the fact that you were setting up a baby shower? men are so dumb. :3
Chocolate_Chunk 2
sexist asshole.