Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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#73, while it's true that sex won't teach you what a clit is, sex ed actually does. It's part of the female reproductive system and I definitely learned about it in sex ed.

FOR SHAME!!! WTF MAN! LOL, that's just pathetic

Don't feel bad, I hadn't heard that slang for it until college. :

For commenter Trini_Psycho, Some people are more intuitive to the human body than others. For me, when I "hook up" with girls, I make it clear that I am not "going all the way". Half way through, they always ask, "are you sure you've never had sex?" I chuckle and ask, "Yes, I'm sure, why?" "Because you're really good" Now I have never had sex, yet I am able to be responsive to her body and make my partner experience the full pleasure that the ******** has to offer. This was all done, without any "experience". And to make the comment that I haven't lived life because I haven't had sex, is the most ridiculous claim I've ever heard. I don't have to prove to you or anyone else how much my life kicks ass, but I can assure you, that seeing the Berlin Wall, being apart of the Inauguration, representing our country in an overseas debate on our policies of the coral reefs and pollution, being the center of the dance floor in Holland, getting awarded lifeguard of the year, shooting USC football games and locker room footage, having a segment I created air on television are not things people do when they don't have a life. And for commenter Hullaballoo, you are fortunate that your school taught you anatomy during sex ed. For my sex ed, I clearly outlined that in middle school, which is when "I" received sex education, it was purely based around us having safe sex and waiting until we are mature enough to make the decision to have sex. NO PART OF OUR SEX EDUCATION OUTLINED THE FEMALE OR MALE ANATOMY. Maybe you were fortunate enough to learn those in your schooling programs, but I am simply illustrating how it is possible for someone not to know what a ******** is at his senior year of high school. The overall point I have tried to get across is that it is ACCEPTABLE not to know what a ******** is as a senior in high school. As long as you can make your partner happy, it doesn't matter if you know all the names of the sex organs. For all those that want to threaten, attack, insult, praise or just plain comment me, feel free to email me at [email protected] Love and Peace to all

Seriously? Even middle schoolers know what a clit is. Take a health class... or get laid, one of the two.

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oh, abstinence-only sex ed! then again my parents are super religious and think sex is dirty nasty and wrong so their version of sex ed was "never have sex unless you're married and want to have kids". when you're in an environment that treats sex as something evil and no one ever talks to you about it i guess it can happen :(

Threegp, what you are describing is abstinence-only. That's not sex ed.

IF YOU HAVE SEX.. YOU WILL GET CHLAMYDIA AND DIE !!!