Juliet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Inglewood, United States
See you in court
Today, my Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when my boyfriend's parents filed a lawsuit against my parents. FML
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HeartForMusic 23
I hope it doesn't end the same way Romeo and Juliet did.
GrinchFu1 27
Damn those Capulets!!! Bite your thumb at them!
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moonsalt 20
This will make for quite an exciting relationship.
jmcr 27
Why are they suing your parents if you dont mind me asking? And that sucks hope things work out for you and him!!
center 5
Yeah, I was wondering this too. The OP leaves open more than it addresses.
perdix 29
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? . . . And doest thou swear to tell, the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help thy God?
clueless05 12
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun
rg350dx 29
It is the east and Juliet is the defendant*.
clueless05 12
Yes my mistake! I need to review my Shakespeare
Ray_of_midnight 22
Hopefully the judge says "A plague on both your houses."
clueless05 12
The lawyers will present "two houses, both alike in dignity"
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
The prosecution will be based on "ancient grudge breaks to new mutiny".
karlcolt45 19
this makes me wonder where one finds poison in this day and age..I mean in romeo and Juliet people just had a bottle of poison laying around...like “hey are you running to the store? 'cause we are like, completely out of poison."
gc327072 30
'twas probably some sort of rat/pest poison. Arsenic can be made naturally.
Syndromia 15
18, I have poison all over the house and so do most people and I'd assume most people back then would too. Think of all the poisons in your house; bleach, pinesol, lysol, perhaps Raid, perhaps Roundup, paint thinner, paint, spirit gum, fabric softener, probably more than that! All that stuff is toxic when swallowed or inhaled (some if it isn't good just in making contact with your skin) and most of it has an ancient equivilant that was also poison (lead cosmetics, lye, arsenic)
nicole_2792 8
Well a lawsuit is better than what happened to the families in R & J.
whY402Jay 12
I hope you don't kill yourself.
LemonandLime 13
Just don't kill yourself at the end.
CAJustise 9
Ya Romeo and Juliet died at the end but not until almost everyone else they knew and loved was killed first. So lets hope it's nothing like that relationship.
blessedbylife 6
get married make the families work it out op just kidding dont ever get married
Pyro_Wolf 17
There's nothing wrong with getting married...