Love, Pokémon and Geek: Secret Weeb - FML

Secret Weeb

By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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lessthananna 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:05

she sounds like a bitch anyway. then again so do you.

ADub55 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:04

awkward...

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TheLynx_fml 20

Tuesday 2 February 2016 2:34

Nope she's not the one keep looking

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 21 March 2016 2:22

I think she's the one that needs to grow up.

Bird_Scout 6

Saturday 3 September 2016 10:31

Nope.avi

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 27 July 2018 4:08

If she recognizes the song she can't mock him.

fullacrapallofyou 14

Wednesday 5 February 2020 6:05

Loser

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