Creepy, Awkward and Love: Scared

Scared

By dentallycorrect - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 497

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 786

You deserved it 5 503

By Ad-s - 14/01/2009 05:01 - France

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 439

You deserved it 22 890

By Pelota - 01/07/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 505

You deserved it 5 236

Love is love

By anonymous-canada - 07/12/2010 05:28

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 864

You deserved it 4 291

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 669

You deserved it 13 138

This is my annoyed face

By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 717

You deserved it 6 820

By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 870

You deserved it 6 048

By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 169

You deserved it 8 448

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 557

You deserved it 3 271

By royallymessedup - 21/08/2014 16:36

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 674

You deserved it 7 894

misfitSuperStar 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:19

OMG!!!! Gross!! 'You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy.'

lolwtfwasthat 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:14

it's gonna be ok I promise!

Comments

blackberry8462 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:10

you think..? lol

flyboy5 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:26

got to love great lakes lol

kathira120 3

Friday 20 August 2010 4:01

that's not your fault :( you can't help some creeper going after you in a bar!

bcare22 0

Friday 20 August 2010 14:20

okay, this one goes out to everyone bitchin bout the marines and the navy and whos better. we do different jobs you dumbasses . lets see your typical sailor do some grunt work. not gonna go well. put a marine in some semens boots and hes not gonna do very well either.so shut the hell up

highabovethebest 1

Saturday 21 August 2010 2:24

I'm guessing it wasn't on "Man Love Thursday" cuz everyone in the service knows that there's no balls barred on Thursdays.

thvoicwitout 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 4:08

being in the navy...and being a little girl go hand in hand...be a real man...join the Marine Corp or at least the Army

tink5493 2

Saturday 21 August 2010 9:20

ok look all you navy fags that are getting pissed have you ever seen you dress clothes that's why you are called fags I come from a family of marines I still have the utmost respect for all military but it was your choice to join a branch that is not known for it's machoness unless your a seal or core-men you need to get over it and take it like men and not little 12 year old girls