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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Same thing
Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML
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ThatOneCanadian 0
youre her other bitch :)
TheRealBruce 12
Oh No!
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perdix 31
When she wants to squeeze you're anal glands, run like a scalded dog!
upyourzlolz 11
Sorry. You're L A T E
perdix 31
****! You're right. I blasted too fast through the comments before I entered mine. I missed the one about anal glands. The cat one had zillions of pussy jokes, so this one ought to be able to support a couple anal gland jokes.
HomeAl0ne 20
I'm sorry, but tell your mum that trying to lick your own balls is not a diagnositc symptom.
chika_yeaah23 0
Do have fleas?
th4m4ster 6
wouf?
Miss_Attitude96 24
Yes, because humans and dogs are very much the same. (sarcastically). WTF is wrong with your mom?!
franceypants 0
... smart mom.
franceypants 0
... smart mom.
cochinitaBonita 2
did she make sure your nose is wet?
Emilyboo1991 2
I'm sorry you had to deal with that
hwp123 0
Go up to her with whip cream in your mouth and twitch your head while your eyes are rolled back lol