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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML
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ThatOneCanadian 0
youre her other bitch :)
TheRealBruce 12
Oh No!
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LinaLyssic 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Dogs and humans aren't that different.. Maybe it actually helped.
Damn_Hippster 11
Hey, dogs are people too!
LinaLyssic 12
Haha watch out, you'll get people hatin' too, they don't like being compared to their 'best friends'.
TheRealBruce 12
People keep thumbing everyones comments down
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wtf. Sneaky G, how did you get in there?!?!
yamatelle 19
What a bitch!!
KiddNYC1O 22
You guys are on a ******* roll, keep it up!
tylersign 11
This is a good time to make a thumbs down song. I'll start. Every day people go On FML and say "hello" To people with some effed up lives One, two, three four five Thumbs down Five, six, seven eight Thumbs down
LiveLaughFML 10
they say that dogs and humans aren't alike but who are we to put up a fight? on a website where people put up their f'd up lives someone finish this song tonight..
Androidz 0
I thumbs down people who ain't got no friends This should be over son I'm bored now this song is done
kickazz16 15
This song ain't done son it's got all night to be thumbed. Bitches thumb you down and it's only because your sarcasm makes them frownnnn (insert chorus)
hailphire130 0
I know some foolproof ways to get thumbs down. so FIRST of all. *ahem* C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! OMG I Moderated Dis!!! DocBastard is gey. OMG 1 Ur so Hawt!
KiddNYC1O 22
That was legit. ^
shazza26 1
Well aren't you a genius...
hollya17 6
You're totally right. That's why I have a tail and eat poop.
kickazz16 15
mls about: Head shoulders knees and toes always getting broken bro. 1 2 3 4, that bitch is a hoe. 5 6 7 8 that girl was just called a female bitch. 9 10 11 12 **** this rap, it's all I got anyways.
GoingCommando93 14
Are you a dog?
ThatOneCanadian 0
youre her other bitch :)
SmokinWeed 0
Does anyone else notice 90% of the comments are thumbed down?
illmatic2 16
Somebody is trollin'.
ImOlivia 5
Well, it must be multiple people, or just someone who has no life and created multiple accounts to thumb down the comments so many times...
ThatOneCanadian 0
damn trolls are pa-trolling and riding dirty.
silver0jay 11
I guess she doesn't deserve that "Best Mom Ever!" coffee mug, huh?
ThatOneCanadian 0
no, most likely not.
TheRealBruce 12
Oh No!
Saltime 0
I hate people who pretend they're fictional characters on FML. Oh, look! There's one now!
xDxPxO 1
Oh yes!
Dreamkiller51 5
Ohh Yea!!!!!!
zuzupetalsYO 11
Saltine...this from someone whom says he fell from the sky! Get over yourself *smiley faaaaaaaaace
ThreeSheetsGone 12
28- Maybe people take on a character account to escape reality. Maybe they're bored. Anyway, the reason doesn't really matter, because they aren't hurting you, they aren't infringing upon any of the freedoms that you enjoy daily, so just give their comment a thumb and read on. It's really very simple.
Lstands4LOSER 0
28- You mad bro? Don't be hating on Bruce man, he's frickin epic.
Saltime 0
I was being sarcastic. But yeah, that was a dick move on my part. I'm sorry.
TheRealBruce 12
96 apology accepted and thank you everyone else:)
FeedMonkeyking 4
Apologies!? On the INTERNET!? BLASPHEMY I SAY.
TheRealBruce 12
Blasphemy you say?! THIS IS FML!!!(kicks into the pit of death.)
Weirdo007 0
House style! sounds crazy...but might just work
bizarre_ftw 22
Lol!!!! XD I got that!! (now, given people thumbed this down, I feel special ^_^)
forthepainx3 0
woof?
xDxPxO 1
No. it's meow. get it right.
TheRealBruce 12
Do I look like a cat to you boy?
NomOnShroomz 14
mooo I'm a fish!
bizarre_ftw 22
It's my unbirthday (before you thumb this down, may I just say: same basic idea)
bn326160 13
Maybe you bark too much? :v Woof!
supcoolppl 4
When I read this I saw a dog in my head
StoryOfTheYear 15
What a nice little snippet of information, sir.
Sonalis 9
Maybe you has rabies. I know nothing about veterinary science, though, so I'm probably wrong.
coltsrock37 15
Doggy style is always good advice
nivek_yarb 0
What is a dogs favorite desert? Pup-cakes! Ah ah ah
CryMoreFMLs 15
GNo. It's homeless man's leavings.
bizarre_ftw 22
No. It's you.
upyourzlolz 11
She's doing that because she saw you eating dog food.