Run away time

By kittyfiddlernono - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Pernik

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Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

I guess doggy style means something else to him

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badassmf1234 22

How does that even come up in conversation?

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WhiteCrimson 23

Odd how people's sexual preference's differ. Some tit likes BDSM and some like voyerism and some like to be just plain messed up like OP's date. But i agree, thats just messed up man, leave the neighbours dog alone man.

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DasHaas 9

So you found someone who's willing to think through moral situations for himself and draw his own conclusions, and that's a good reason to leave him? Interesting.

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Merylwen 24

Whether raping an animal is moral or not isn't open for debate: it's NOT moral and even illegal in most countries. How can anyone say rape isn't wrong? O_o

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ingcoliptis 10

It's not too bad right? If your dog can consent, then I would think your main problem would be asking why your dog is talking to you

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cara120895 7

Doesn't mean that he's no good. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

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davek 36

Did he want to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?

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MsMourningStar 22

Sounds to me like the date didn't go so "well" to him.

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MaxPlain69 8

You may still be single, but is there any hope for Lassie??

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sinekt 9

Well it's not... he's right :D

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kidsgotastinky 11

Are you really hairy OP?

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