Run away time

By kittyfiddlernono - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Pernik

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 550
You deserved it 4 441

Top comments

Redoxx_fml 22

I guess doggy style means something else to him

How does that even come up in conversation?


Redoxx_fml 22

I guess doggy style means something else to him

But hey, at least he told you sooner better than later. Just imagine if he had never told you, and then one day you come home to find him having some "fun time" with fido.

Redoxx_fml 22

Yeah I'm so glad he told me up front. Though I doubt my direwolf would have been up for it

Bloodjoker 11

I guess she was scared he'd be too ruff with her

He's just a squirrel tryin to get a nut.

thank goodness he said that before he potentially got you in bed. who knows where his pecker has been :/

You will soon find the right person. Don't worry.

Redoxx_fml 22

And he will soon find the right animal

zachattack112492 4

I'm just glad he didn't say ***********! Obviously all he does is get with the best.

ileenefudge 29

It's not a bad thing to be single for a while

Yeah I was single for a year before finding my current boyfriend. Best of luck to you, OP :)

NagainaFier 16

Ive been single for 18 years; no rush at all!

How does that even come up in conversation?

Like this: OP: I'll have a large steak withe a glass of wine please. Date: Oh no I can't eat what I am attracted to.

Redoxx_fml 22

"This is great I really love pork sausage." "Oh yes? Me too...."

mkid232 15

"Oh, this is a picture of my dog Rover. He's quite a lover."

"So I'm thinking of ******* a dog later tonight. Want to join me?"

92- Some of us males (not all of us) use these lines as scare tactics to escape commitment whilst trying not to make the lady feel bad about herself. The classic "sorry, im gay!" line is a perfect example. It seems abit less harmful than "sorry, not interested"... Right?

RpiesSPIES 27

OP: I'm so hungry, I can eat a horse! Date: Speaking of which...

Date: so if we go back to my place we have to stop first and get a jar of peanut butter. OP: Riiiiiggggghhht see ya!

Maybe he heard u were a bitch and thats y he went after u

I thought it was pretty clever you stubborn rice krispies!!!

That's creepy and disturbing!! I don't blame you for still being single.

Is there a situation where you would actually blame someone for being single?

asnakelovinbabe 16

Or people who cheat and then get upset that their significant other left them. Yes, I do blame those people and they deserve to be lonely.

He's probably friends with that girl who did her dog for a bet.

Maybe you should explain to him why not going on a another date with him really isn't so wrong.

Man some people just can't wait until dessert to cream themselves. He is one crass act, OP. Maybe it was just a corny pick up line pertaining to him being a beast or you beng a hot chick, but in any event, he will be comitting ********** tonight on his chicken, alone.