Run away time

By kittyfiddlernono - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Pernik

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Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

I guess doggy style means something else to him

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badassmf1234 22

How does that even come up in conversation?

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lsmith6150 18

That's just so random maybe it was his way of scarring you off so the conversation of a second date would never happen, FYL for sure either way.

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B1ackthesun 31

I agree! The fact it was 'random' according to op and at the end of the meal when talk of next dates etc normally comes up makes me wonder if he just came up with something extreme to try and make sure he didn't have to face that conversation and directly reject op. I've had friends who'd rather do something like this than be honest, it's not right, but it happens.

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buckdharma 36

Your date gives a whole new meaning to picking up some stray.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I hate to ask what you ordered for dessert that reminded him of that. Sorry OP

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amifaiyaz 12

He can play with his chicken on his own,thanks.

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jw90 18

Brings a whole new meaning to doggy style doesn't it?

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paigexox0 37

So when he says he likes pussy he really means it..

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