Run away time

By kittyfiddlernono - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Pernik

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Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

I guess doggy style means something else to him

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badassmf1234 22

How does that even come up in conversation?

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maria05136 16

Don't worry you'll find a better guy!

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Just_Ya 16

Ever think maybe that's his escape plan for a date he doesn't want to be on anymore?

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ohSNAPyall 26

In this age of Facebook, this seems unlikely.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Put some animal ears on, and try making animal noises instead of moaning ?

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Steve95401 49

Having sex with a sheep is a baaaaad thing.

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Rebelhunter1995 4

Silence of the lambs takes up a whole new meaning when he goes into the barn

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buckdharma 36

Doesn't quite get the meaning of a petting zoo.

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toaster012 17

I'm on the same boat! So you aren't the only one OP!

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AnimeWeedLord420 6

you've dated possible zoophiles too? cool

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bryan788 29

hmmm, sounds like a good trick to get out of having the awkward I am just not into conversation. Or he is just a nut

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vencku 13

He was most likely joking or talking from a hypothetical point of view. I've been in the opposite situation rather often. I say something outrageous as a joke and people look at me like I just killed someone. People can't take a joke nowadays. They ought to lighten up a bit.

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