Road rage

By Hayley - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML
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bluelabeled 0

at least you didn't cause an accident? :) sorry about your head though!

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Howle 0

Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

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Jen_J_the_J 0

hahah oh god thats gotta hurt!! in a few years u wont b able to stop laughing about the incident and im sure the people in the cars around you would cant stop laughing right now :L

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soksoeur 4

Yeah... Your life is super ****** right now. NOT!

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darkmis1 17

This is NOT a FML. Who modded this one?

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Jessim_fml 0

FML's, aren't just supposed to be depressing. The whole point is that something bad yet comedic happened to you, and it probably effing hurt, not to mention was embarrassing. That's what FML is about.

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flemhead 0

ummm OP, is your mouth located in the back of your head so that when you sneeze, it propels your head forward into the steering wheel? or is your head just a bobblehead and sneezing causes it to bobble?

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Firesprite2009 0

Flemhead, when you have a violent sneezing fit, and you presumably go to cover your nose, the force of the sneeze propells your head forward. I don't know anyone who hasn't experienced this, tbh.

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pegasus77 0

No, you must have your mouth in the back of your head.

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Firesprite2009 0

Um, okay. Let's just leave my experience out of this, seeing as it is apparantly totally worthless, nevermind the fact I know what OP is talking about. :]

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xonk21 0

omg thank you for pointing that out! I couldn't believe I was the only one thinking that! people r so retarded

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Firetroop 0

When you sneeze, you reflexively move your head forward and down. I've never seen a person sneeze and move their head backward and up, it even feels awkward.

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countrygirrl95 0

exactly. and if your head is up or back. you're more likely to choke on your saliva :3 people don't use their brains on this website.

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crankdatIRISH 0

Gross. That is so damn disgusting.

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killedmyteacher 0

and UR a whiny ass slutty bitch, you fukin *****!!

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