Transportation and Cars: Road rage - FML

Road rage

By Hayley - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:16

at least you didn't cause an accident? :) sorry about your head though!

Howle 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

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Solano2580 24

Thursday 4 December 2014 8:12

So? Not to sound rude but it doesn't really affect you long term does it?

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