Transportation and Cars: Road rage

Road rage

By Hayley - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:16

at least you didn't cause an accident? :) sorry about your head though!

Howle 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

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wow_rachel 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:08

I agree with #4 I would lmao if this happend to me

saladgirl123 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:09

lol

RHOPKINS13 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 5:14

When are they going to add the So What? button...

foxytrot 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 6:45

that's not an fml

jamjenni2774 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 8:05

Sounds like U allready hit ur head one 2 Many times!!! DAMN!!

captainmaharet 1

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:15

I hate sneezing while driving. Try to turn it into a cough, it sometimes works and you don't have to close your eyes.

jom133 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:30

haha that's awesome :)

logieebearr 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:27

so what?alota people do that..people abuse fml and put retarded shit on there..ya totally you hit your head fyl

DawnFireAngel 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 10:32

ROFLMAO Sorry, but it's funny XD Sorry about your head!

slag_ 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:59

bless you

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