Anon
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Risky comeback
Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?
racheljessie 17
Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!
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salman_albalushi 19
Great work OP's mom! lol
rara_boo 7
I'm assuming your south asian.
nerdchic 5
You kinda deserved that one bro.. But I would have loved to see the expression on her face after you told her that!!
simoncat 11
You completely deserved that.
Criticalvector 4
she hit you for it? Call child protective services.
limitedition 25
What do you think would happen if OP called CPS?
AliceAristocrat 12
What child protective services? OP lives in Asia. In Asia, they beat the crap out of children.
NagainaFier 16
The fear of having CPS called on the parent's asses is the reason I hate children today. There are some very sweet kids, but there are so many damn brats running around that I want to cross my legs and tie my uterus into knots so I never reproduce. CPS is there to protect children who are actually in abusive situations, not mouthy pricks who get what's coming to them. Shut up.
TiddleyMoney 7
see, that's the problem with our generation and newer ones. they're to prissy to take an ass beating when they have totally earned it. my parents always said, what you get is what you earn. I've been hit with many household items that its become an art form. but not over the top, a little smack once or twice hurt just enouh to instill proper etiquette in my life. I'm a very respectful individual. unlike half tje sad sacks on the internet because they're afraid to get what they earn. but no, all these little bastard children are running around acting like they run shit and they threaten to call CPS or the cops. that's why this world is going to shit, because of little ***** acting amd treating everyone they encounter like shit. and THOSE are the ones that should have just been swallowed at birth. amd the parenrs who allow this should be sterilized so they can't contaminate the world with these waste of sad sack filled diseases they call children nowadays.
bdsabour92 2
he should have been hit. Americans are so iffy about hitting children...sometimes they totally deserve it!
NagainaFier 16
I do agree with this, and am wondering where the hell it came from. Though, it's showing OP is in Singapore; isn't that where some kid got his ass handed to him by an old man with a cane for graffiti?
limitedition 25
117 - I so agree with what you say. I think some parents are just unsure what is "discipline" and what is "abuse". One smack for a smart mouth is quite different then the living hell some children are forced to live in daily. As teens I am sure we were all asshats at times (I was) and being tuned in made us adults who can function in society. I bet next time OP will think twice before sassing his mother again.
TechFire 25
You baby
NagainaFier 16
199; I was certainly spanked as a child, and I (relatively, but even the best training fails with some) turned out alright; my parents never crossed the line between discipline and abuse, and they made very sure that I understood if I did 'x', then 'y' would the punishment. If I did it anyway, then all they were doing was following through with what I KNEW was going to happen. Needless to say, by about 8-9, I stopped getting whipped, with the occasional pop for running my mouth. And 'legally' (where I live at least, and I know I already brought this up!) the line is if there are cuts/bruises/welts/other marks after everything is said and done. But still, as far as discipline (which I learned working with horses, who can be like small children sometimes) you NEVER want to be harsher than you have to; if a stern voice gets the message across, then all you need to do is use a stern voice. Still though, I advocate spanking when handled in a responsible manner.
Criticalvector 4
I agree with 24 I've taken numerous psychology classes and all my professors would agree hitting isn't a good form of discipline
brandonkb93 5
Good job dumbass
TiddleyMoney 7
I literally Lol'd haha
amifaiyaz 12
There is no way you can't have deserved this. Respect your mother.
XOGattinoXX 5
YDI - saying that does come with consequences!
Infinity1337 11
Did she hit you with a wire hanger? Cause then we can call her mommy dearest!
NagainaFier 16
"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!" I forget the exact quote, but good movie none the less