Anon
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Risky comeback
Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?
racheljessie 17
Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!
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thehowiie 6
Proper response my man.
musiciangirl591 16
hmm... OP deserved it for talking to the woman who gave him life like that
MythsNLegends 10
Sometimes the pain is worth it. This is one of those times.
xxEternalRain 13
If its a reflex dont blame anyone but yourself for staying single
Attica 20
@172: If it didn't sting, there would be no point. I'm not saying I agree with it, but if you're going to use that kind of discipline, then it is no consequence if it doesn't hurt even a little.
kiswani_anas 4
I wish I was there
uhnevermind 24
I agree that OP was in the wrong here, but he's obviously underage, and his mother shouldn't have hit him. A lot of the comments are saying he deserved it for being sexist, but in the real world, a person hitting someone else is assault, sexist remark or not.
BlinkandRHCP 7
I guess you weren't raised with the belt. If I had ever said that (or backtalked in general) to my parents, it would depend on whether my dad or mom got to me first on which punishment I would get... The belt or the hand. I'm 19 and in college, and my parents would still do that if I acted up. But I learned respect for my elders and when to hold my tongue from an early age.
tinman1166 5
There is a distinct difference between assault
alicr 2
Just because you're underage doesn't mean you have to disrespect your own mother. If he's a big boy and can disrespect his mom he can be a big boy and take a well deserved slap in the face
tinman1166 5
You need to call CPS immediately. I am certain they would line up to repeat your mothers response.
NagainaFier 16
I've already given my CPS rant to the first commentator who posted something similar to this, so do us a favor and cram it; how about people like YOU who cry abuse every time a parent gives their a kid too harsh a look stop interfering so CPS won't have to waste their time doing an investigation when they could be helping a child who is ACTUALLY in an abusive situation.
Shrike 23
He's not crying abuse, you moron. He's saying the CPS people would line up to smack the OP across the face for being a disrespectful little shit. Reading comprehension isn't for everyone, I guess.
NagainaFier 16
Hey sweetheart, we already had this conversation further down the comments, and I already apologized. Thanks for correcting me though c:
melkymac101 17
Are you black?
caseDL6 12
i don't generally approve of physical violence but you deserved that 100%.
storybook 1
In an equalitarian world that shouldn't be heard. Not impressed.