Kids, Painful and Parents: Risky comeback - FML

Risky comeback

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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Top comments

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 22 April 2013 16:11

You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?

racheljessie 17

Monday 22 April 2013 16:11

Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!

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Mads_1234 28

Monday 22 April 2013 16:25

How could you be so disrespectful to your mother? YDI for sure!

lincolnick4 19

Monday 22 April 2013 20:58

Agreed, he deserved getting hit

james9120 7

Monday 22 April 2013 16:31

Why was that an impulse?

Mr_Satan 11

Wednesday 24 April 2013 5:00

Because it was a spontaneous reply... And technically, everything anybody does is on impulse, since thats how the brain tells the body to do things...

klorehore 24

Monday 22 April 2013 16:33

I can't say I feel sorry for you.

Ms_ValS 27

Monday 22 April 2013 16:36

Bloody hilarious. Your mom did that for women everywhere.

lincolnick4 19

Monday 22 April 2013 20:59

Well said :) kids like him deserve to have some sense slapped into them

Murrkie 11

Monday 22 April 2013 16:37

YDI for being an ass to the woman who gave you life.

jujuroxursox 15

Monday 22 April 2013 16:38

You had this one coming, YDI!!

Ziggy122 15

Monday 22 April 2013 16:43

I don't think anyone on FML has deserved it as much as you.

ThomasMercury 11

Monday 22 April 2013 16:45

And this is why I think FML should have a Like-button!

monnanon 13

Monday 22 April 2013 18:21

they do its that funky little button with the star in it. and before you try thr usual crap i am on the phone app to and its clear as day.

perdix 29

Monday 22 April 2013 16:46

Y ******* DI!

Ins0mau 20

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:16

Cause Perdix is NEVER ironically offensive!

Rainbow_Crash 11

Monday 22 April 2013 16:46

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall to see THAT ass-whippin'!

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