Anon
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Singapore, Singapore
Risky comeback
Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?
racheljessie 17
Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!
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sprints54 19
I just lol'd hardcore when I read that
finch01 18
wow. u could walk away from that...
kkamp516 10
BUUUUUURRRRNNNN
StinGer56 10
You. Are. My. Hero. That was freakin' hilarious! Disrespectful, but hilarious nonetheless.
NagainaFier 16
Because fostering that kind of behavior in the home is absolutely hysterical! He (assuming OP is a guy) should totally be encouraged into thinking that is acceptable behavior so he can act like that to some poor girl with self esteem issues! I see absolutely nothing wrong with his joke, and damn that mom for hitting her child! She completely overreacted! Someone should call CPS!
therealafroninga 10
Nah, my kids four years old and doesn't respond well to being hit, so now, I use a dart gun. That's the last time he ever refuses to eat his veggies.
unixdude 9
I love you, OP, and I mean that in a totally non-gay way. You are my new hero.
EsOSiQueEs 14
Pretty positive you took this off Twitter.
alicr 2
Try not being a douchebag to your mother next time. YDI, you disrespectful asshole
tinman1166 5
One of us is misreading the others reply, not sure which. Mine was tongue in cheek, I was stating that even CPS would likely support the mothers action.
tinman1166 5
sorry for confusion. that message was intended for 230
NagainaFier 16
Ooooooh. Well. I apologize for any hurt feels I might have incurred. I normally try to read for sarcasm, since I frequently use it myself, but obviously I missed it. Sorry ._. Edit: I misinterpreted the last sentence (somehow).
AnimeBitch 14
LMAO!!!